Tuesday, December 01, 2009

what did happen


in short, for the first nine minutes and eighteen seconds, auburn won the iron bowl.

oh yeah...

then the rest of the game happened.

let's get to the first ten minutes of the game first. during this stretch, nothing can be taken away from auburn. they stuff alabama, force a three and out and get the ball. no sooner than i am settling down for alabama's defense to answer, the end-around happens. zachery is never touched on the longest play alabama has given up and most likely will give up all season. well, shit. that sucked. i and another alabama fan that works for me pick up each others' jaws off the floor and start to rationalize. "well, auburn is just jacked up." "that's emotion for you!" "i wonder if auburn has run that, that well, all season." "time for 'bama to answer." we aren't even finished yet with our excuses when the most perfect of onside kicks is executed. alabama is caught completely off guard. the kicker is jumping around and into teammates. my stocker leaves the office to go find a dog to kick and i sit, stunned. at this point, i don't know that the defense will step up to the challenge, but i do hope it very much. they don't. auburn's best and only real drive of the game follows the onside kick. alabama has run three plays. they are down 14-0. dammit.

my phone, e-mail inbox and facebook home page is lighting up with auburn fans that have been under a rock for weeks. "overrated", they chant. "this is the number two team in the nation???", they snicker. kiker is catastrophizing from texas. "bama looks asleep." "malzahn is owning saban." "fuck." i can't find a good comeback...

except for this...

i tell rondell, "wait 'til it turns into back into a football game (and not some boise st.-ish gimmick-fest). then get back with me." turns out i was right. thank god.

for the remainder of the game, the last fifty-plus minutes to be exact, alabama looks like the number two team in the country that is on the road against their biggest rival and may not be playing their best game. ingram is not getting off, but give credit to auburn for loading up the box to stop him (also give some of the blame to bama's offensive coordinator for some terribly vanilla play-calling in the first three quarters). bama's defense settles in and figures out all the misdirection. they give up one big play (and boy, was it a big play) the rest of the game. even having to scratch and claw to find offense and move the ball down the field, alabama outscores auburn 26-7 over the last 5/6th's of the game. am i discounting the first ten minutes? absolutely not. those first ten minutes to me, though, made the last three quarters that much more impressive. any self-respecting alabama fan knows, without a shadow of a doubt, that a shula-era bama team would have folded and lost friday somewhere in the realm of 31-7. not now. not this team. not with this talent and depth. and not with this coach.

is saban a dick? yep.

is he the most media-savvy of coaches? nope.

can he recruit? um, yes.

can he coach? looks as though he can.

and did alabama just go 12-0 for the second straight year? i do believe they did.

what did happen friday was unexpected, sure. i wasn't predicting a 36-0 blowout again, but i could've seen 36-14. that didn't happen. but, three days removed, what did happen makes me feel better about saturday than i did before the iron bowl.

this alabama team that wasn't playing with passion (according to their coach) spotted a good team 14 points, caught the tigers by their tails and won anyway.

you would be kidding yourself if you didn't think this team will be emotionally ready before the game on saturday. more on what will happen later today or later this week.

what did happen? auburn played very hard and gave us the best iron bowl we've had in ten years. they are still two years away from beating alabama.

alabama is now two wins away from something very special and very fun.

to be continued...

8 comments:

HUMC Kids said...

LOL! Good rationalizing :)

BTW- not only is Saban a "dick," he has absolutely no affection for Alabama. He's self-centered and loyal only to himself. Isn't he Catholic? I hear there's some Catholic university up north somewhere looking for a coach...

Can't wait for Saturday. You have heard me say that there was nothing that could make me pull for the Gators-EVER- right?

Frankly, I don't dislike Alabama enough to pull for the Gators-

However, Saban is a dick. And in his post game press conference, he didn't give any props to Auburn- not ANY. For that lack of respect, I'll be doing the gator chomp this weekend. Don't take it personally- it's all about Saban.

kevin said...

Not really arguing with anything you said...

but to be fair, this was from his opening statement at his post-game.

""First off, both teams played really well. Auburn's team played extremely well, played with great tenacity."

And also to his team after the game...

"You know only the strong survive, but the strong still get their ass whipped."

I am pretty sure he was talking about Auburn there too.

That said, if Saban won it all this year and fancied another change in scenery to Notre Dame, I would wish him well and welcome Brian Kelly into the Alabama football family.

:)

HUMC Kids said...

Wow- he said that? I swear I didn't hear anything about Auburn come out of his mouth. Maybe it's because his teeth were clenched so tightly :)

kevin said...

Now, that, my friend, is highly likely.

But I am happy to have provided evidence that will allow you to sport the Alabama shirt I bought you this weekend.

;)

Jacobs said...

I was quite surprised with the game. I actually bet against Auburn, 21-10. I kinda knew it would be a better game than last year...but at the same time I didn't give Auburn much hope. (the Auburn fan in me gave them them the 10 points, realistically I was thinking 3)

Looking back at Auburn's season (how much they improved since hiring a new coach) I don't know, you say two years till Auburn has a chance to win an Iron Bowl...I think they might have a shot next season.

kevin said...

you may be right, jacob.

i think the reason i say two years is because the game will be back in tuscaloosa next year and alabama loses, practically, no one off their offense. they should be favored by a touchdown, at least, going into that game i would think.

i think auburn's season next year will be totally defined by two things. how good, really, is this running back they've got coming in and will caudle or, who is it, rolofson(???) be a significant upgrade from todd.

we'll see.

chief said...

Why in the wide world of sports would Saban need to say anything about Auburn and how they played. Bama won get over it. Saban keeps winning he can be a dick tom or harry. He did not come to BAMA to win friends we came to WIN GAMES. Auburn repeat after me "just wait til next year we will get them then" say that until you mean it. Roll Tide stomp Gators

HUMC Kids said...

Why say something nice about Auburn? It's called sportsmanship. It seems you aren't familiar with the term.